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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
GET OUT OF THAT FIELD. YOU ARE A PLANE.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Oh No! They're going to mate!
HOLY MOLEY!
PEOPLE WHO USE "MYSPACE-ANGLE" PROFILE PICS (fatties) ARE LIKELY TO FIND A HOOKUP!
Data doesn't lie: "MySpace angles" are the best for hookups
It's 2010 and online dating has become so ubiquitous that it's not only socially acceptable, it's practically the go-to when people decide it's time to meet someone new. One advantage to it all being on the Internet, though, is that we can discover what works—do people really respond to the things they claim are important to them? When it comes to profile pictures, it seems that everything most thinking adults assumed would be true is false—those awful "kissy face" pictures, the MySpace angles, phone-pics-in-the-mirror, and pics that don't even show your face are apparently quite effective in generating interest in the opposite sex.
D:
Tori Amos - Bouncing Off Clouds
Chords.
Call me crazy, but for a woman over 40 who sold out with a Christmas album (and an unflattering photoset/video going with it), I'd still hit that. But then again, I just told you to call me crazy.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Bleach Chapter 4 Excerpt
So reading through the Bleach Manga (because I'm fed up with the crap fillers and 4th wall breaking) I've come upon this awesome sequence:
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Klaus Nomi
This is the official Klaus Nomi appreciation post.
I like Klaus Nomi. A German glam rock star who died in his prime having come to prominence in the early 80s and working and collaborating with the likes of David Bowie (even appearing as Bowie's backup singer on SNL in the 80s).
Creepy looking? Perhaps, but you philistines simply cannot comprehend the beauty of new-wave art deco. It took me a while to comprehend why I was drawn to Klaus despite his obviously creepy appearance in many photographs... it was his appeal to my taste in art deco.
I've already posted a video of his, but here's a website I just ran across featuring links including Klaus Nomi youtube videos, fanpages and tributes, articles, etc.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Buckleys World
noticed they had installed a traffic camera on my highway, and I wanted to make sure it got my good side.
It did!
I love yuo Bum Tickley!
Link
every night throughout the world hundreds of people dream about this face/me is no longer AFK
Whoa.
So here's what went down:
Laziness.
Started working night shift.
Life shattering experiences resulting in a-sexuality.
Computer lost all interbutts capabilities.
New computer but none of the old bookmarks.
Forgot my password.
Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you have a butt that won't quit, they got these big chewy pretzels egzdflgsfdlgkljh (mumbling) 5$?!?!? Get outta here!
Nice to be back.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
June 16th is Captain Picard Day
Captain Picard Day is a festival day first seen in Star Trek: The Next Generation:
It's a real holiday:
From SomethingAwful:
All Children on the ship make arts and crafts depicting Picard and the Captain chooses winners.Here's my entry into the contest:
...
I still haven't decided what I will make but I encourage everyone to celebrate Captain Picard Day in an artistic manner. If you are not capable of creating artwork you are more than welcome to steal from the internet.
Please celebrate Captain Picard Day with friends, family, and coworkers.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Super PortConMaine 2009
OH GOD WHY AM I POSTING THIS HERE. I DO NOT LIKE OTAKU.
So there's this thing... that I might go to. I don't know quite yet. I don't know why either. It's not E for All, nor is it E3: It's all about annie-may and gaming. I know normal people like me go to these things, but the manchildren and Narutards tend to ruin it for everyone. Expect a lengthy post with pictures if I attend. Maybe I'll get some really dumb, overpriced schwag!
Link
Friday, May 29, 2009
Chris-Chan CWC Sonichu update!
Remember when I posted about the internet's greatest LOL Cow, Chris-Chan?
New Links!
CWCki - A wiki all about Chris-Chan, and how he perceives things.
/cwc/ - NSFW imageboard in the style of the *chans.
PVCC - Not to be confused with Chris' college.
I should feel bad about posting all this stuff. But I don't because he killed Ryan Cash. :S
Poppy Rock
Take an Australian who worked in Japan for a year with a blog, and pictures.
Poppy Rock
musings, news, updates, and the occasional ramble...
I liked reading through this one, she doesn't update as much anymore, either way, it's worth mentioning.
Link.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Qwestion of the Weeke:
If you have facebook, what does your "political views" say?
Mine said "inwardly moderated encompassment." Then I changed it.
The dark side of Dubai
Third world slaves, economic prisoners, a nation based off of wealth that isn't there. Welcome to Dubai. May you never go there.
Once the manic burst of building has stopped and the whirlwind has slowed, the secrets of Dubai are slowly seeping out. This is a city built from nothing in just a few wild decades on credit and ecocide, suppression and slavery. Dubai is a living metal metaphor for the neo-liberal globalised world that may be crashing – at last – into history.Link
HEART ATTACK GRILL DIET CENTER
Yes, it's a real restaurant. Sadly, I'm 160+ lbs too light.
Be sure to check out the names on their menu... and their slutty lookin' nursetresses.
1 retarded and unscholastic responses
Labels:
food,
health,
WTF?
"The Great Piggy Bank Robbery"
One of the more memorable Daffy Duck cartoons...
(I loved the bad guys)
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Oh Japan! - Swastiwhat?
Linky
Don't ask me why I was looking at aerial views of Omiya Japan.
1 retarded and unscholastic responses
Labels:
Japan,
maps,
WTF?
Saturday, May 2, 2009
SUPER EFFECTIVE
Scott from VG Cats has a few side-projects. One of which is SUPER EFFECTIVE, a webcomic about one user's personal journey through the world of POKEMANS for GAMEBOY COLOR! Basically making fun of the entire game play. I enjoy it, though it seems like he updates as regularly as VGC (not regularly at all). Click the hyperlink above or the image below for a linky!
The Don of Ghaz Main
Iraqi kid kicking ass and taking names. Coalition forces just roll right past. In the meantime the next Saddam builds his ego.
...It's cute because he's fat.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
14 posts in April?!?! OH GOD DAMN IT.
I've failed as a blogger... though I suppose it's because I've graduated college and haven't been working in front of a computer since mid-late 2008. More posts soon.
Rev, Ama... if you're reading this, for shame!
Happy (belated) International Workers' Day
Seriously though... Hope you had a good one!
I worked my ass off yesterday for the good of the community... busy busy stress stress wages wages!
Friday, May 1, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Easter
ROFL. Granted, it's not the Romeroesque zombieism... but hell... it's a holiday all about reanimated corpses nonetheless!
Oh yeah, Raptor Jesus!
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
The Lonely Planet theme
Lonely Planet seriously needs to be aired more often. I love this theme. Please excuse the graphics, they're unrelated to the superior television program.
Monday, April 6, 2009
Blog - The Biggest Fattest Blog
The Biggest Fattest Blog
his blog is all about the more pleasurable and erotic aspects of super massive obesity as depicted in my artwork, and this blog is also dedicated to absolute freedom from the guilt-trip that society likes to lay on us for being fat or for how much we love to eat. Here we celebrate our obesity and our gluttony!He enjoys being fat, draws pictures about it, and I have a new favorite phrase: "Pants-dropping-heart-stopper."
SRS WTF. Mildly NSFW. Link.
Anime List
I've done my fair share of Anime-watching, and have watched quite a number in the last year... resulting in a gigantic section of my bookmarks being anime direct download sites.
Imma share 'em with you:
Animea
Not a bad website for downloading, they have a number of licensed shows up for download still. The downside is that their browsing feature sometimes takes you back to the page you were just on... a number of their listed shows will do this.
Bleach Portal
You have to sign up (free) to access the downloads and multimedia, but it has an ongoing archive of every episode of Bleach. There's usually a month's difference between the front page's news and updates and the archives, which is frustrating. The site also forces you to sit through about 5 pop ups each time you load a new page.
Fansub.tv
One of the better direct download websites out there. I've used it for about half of my series, unfortunately they have licensed episodes as well meaning you can't download 'em. There's a link that fixes that, giving you a list of just the unlicensed shows (Link).
Hsbsitez
They make you sign up to download their stuff, but if I recall correctly that's all it is. After signing in you have (what felt like) essentially unlimited downloads. They provide you with a URL and bam! Instant downloading.
Reality Lapse
Set up similar to Animea, Reality Lapse is less prone to scripting errors making it less frustrating to use. No need to sign in or sign up, and I don't recall any pop ups. Really nice.
...:. .:. :.:::.Sealab 2021.:::.: .:. .:...
A Sealab 2021 fansite on moginspace. Has some multimedia on it.
MNFTIU.cc
I ran across this site back around the turn of the century. I loved the comics, then my computer blew up, didn't get a new one for a few months, and lost the website's URL. Slowly the website faded from memory for about 5 years. Found 'em again, and now there's a giant backlog of hilarity to read through. Figured I'd share...
MNFTIU
Blog - Home Library Design Ideas: Decor, Bookcases, Books
Home Library Design Ideas: Decor, Bookcases, Books
Home library design ideas and pictures. Information and interior decoration advice for your living room, den or study room. Furniture, accents, windows etc. Make your personal home library room a true ivory tower!
(link)I've been getting into this whole book craze lately. As such, I'm finding some good fodder. Home Library Design Ideas is a rather nice blog pertaining to home libraries and book collections.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Verrrrrrry clever, ytmnd.
I love waiting to see what Max does each April 1. I'm never disappointed.
Also, happy birthday Steve, you goof.
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