Isaac Hayes rids body of thetans, world doesn't care

As famous Scientologists start to die off, one asks: why can't we get rid of Tom Cruise?

Pictured: The world's 2nd only clear

MSNBC Reports:

Isaac Hayes, the baldheaded, baritone-voiced soul crooner who laid the groundwork for disco and whose “Theme From Shaft” won both Academy and Grammy awards, died Sunday afternoon after he collapsed near a treadmill, authorities said. He was 65.

Hayes was pronounced dead at Baptist East Hospital in Memphis an hour after he was found by a family member, the Shelby County Sheriff’s Office said. The cause of death was not immediately known.

Hayes was apparently attempting to exercize the alien ghosts out of his body when Xenu had mercy and slaughtered the uptight overrated musician whose only source of income in the past decade has been from riding the wave of South Park stardom.

Hayes couldn't have been pronounced dead at the Baptist East Hospital simply because he doesn't believe in Baptist-ism, nor any religion according to the Co$. A spokesperson from the hospital was quoted as stating, "If only Isaac had a Scientologist near him as he was dying. Because, well, you know... As Tom Cruise said only Scientologists are able to help people who are dying. It's too bad, our insurance rates are going through the roof with the amount of lawsuits filed against hospitals for not having alternative-science healers on the premises."

Hayes' family member who discovered his lifeless, Thetan-filled corpse was cited as a possible Scientologist who could have helped him, though not even being OT I, their abilities would have probably been botched.

HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

Arthur C. Clarke on L. Ron Hubbard

Via Cynical-C

Maxim Magazine's August Issue

Feature article is Anon vs. Scientology

Pictured is page 1

Page 2
Page 3
Page 4
Page 5

Apparently Wired Magazine is next, but with the Aussie MPs calling Scientards "bastards," UK Media (BBC, comedy shows) railing against the free speech issues pressed by Anon and Jason Beghe aligning with Anon, it's starting to look like all that property (including the London Celebrity Centre) the CoS is selling may be a result of enormous fiscal losses rather than the usual flux of income.


It feels like an honest goodbye.

L. Ron Hubbard's 5 Most Impressive Lies (Besides Scientology)

From his Native American upbringing to the time he spent with Himilayan spiritualists, to being an MD and a PhD, from badass war hero to high on life (and only life, I swear) to the first moral code to happiness, L. Ron loved a good lie.

The best part is that on the last page at the bottom there was a Scientology advert (click to enlarge... did anyone else get the scientology ad too?):

Scourge of Scientology Found Dead

Sadly this news was from last February 19:

CLEARWATER - Shawn Lonsdale, whose one-man crusade against Scientology made him a public enemy of the church, was found dead at his home over the weekend in an apparent suicide. He was 39.
...
It was a lonely end for a man who emerged out of nowhere in 2006 as a thorn in the side of the Church of Scientology.

For a few months in mid to late 2006, Lonsdale stood alone in downtown Clearwater beside a sandwich board that read "Cult Watch" in the heart of Scientology's religious headquarters.

Videocamera in hand, he taped hours and hours of footage: Scientology buildings, church staffers walking the streets, security guards watching his movements and verbal confrontations with Scientologists. He then edited them into a "pseudo-documentary" about Scientology that eventually aired on local cable television.

Why a longtime critic of the church would kill himself just as things were getting good is beyond me... Unless there was foul play involved, of course... Albeit months too late, RIP Shawn Lonsdale. Link.

COS, forcefully dividing by zero

In what appears to be logic as intelligent as trying to divide by zero, the Church of Scientology has spent time and effort trying to clean their reputation via combatting suppressive persons, fair gaming, and legal proceedures. Their latest means to spread a positive view of the corporation is through a gigantic advertisement campaign. Why do I say they're dividing by zero?

THEY'RE ADVERTISING ON THE CHANS.



The users of the various *chan message boards, forums and threads compare members of the Sea Arghhh to glass sorters, made youtube poops of the leaked Tom Cruise Missile video, and view Elrond Hubbard as a chubby cult leader. The CoS is trying to drive awareness and propaganda within the hiveminded, disorganized and uninterested channers... The only ads they typically look at are the ones for pornographic sites.

THE COS IS HEMMORAGING FUNDS LIKE BLOOD ON THOSE NOT-SO-FRESH DAYS.

And they think it's working. I clicked the link, cos I just wanted to see what they had to say. It took me to an official Scientology Video Channel which LAGGED the hell out of my computer (more like L. Romputer amirite?). There I was greeded with a message:

Scientology is a religion in its highest meaning, as it helps bring man to total freedom and truth.
The essential tenets of Scientology are: You are an immortal spiritual being. Your capanilities are unlimited, even if not presently realized.
Furthermore, man is basically good. He is seeking to survive. And his survival depends upon hismelf and his fellows and his attainment of brotherhood with the universe.

Be sure to check out the video about what Scilonographers say about Science and what it's done for them! Why, it brought one guy's grades up from B+/A- to SOLID A's!

But seriously, wasting money to advertise on websites that are in essence the Clearwater of Anonymous is just plain stupid. Keep in mind what Rev's earlier post said:

The big ad on the YouTube homepage costs $175,000 a day, plus a commitment to drop $50,000 more on YouTube or Google ads.

Church of Scientology, I see wut yu0 did ther.

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

not really, but Athsmatic Dwarf DM's is.

take a look at this from Forbes Magazine:

* A branded channel (a YouTube page devoted to a product or manufacturer) costs $200,000. Bonus question: Is Scientology's YouTube page a branded channel?
* The big ad on the YouTube homepage costs $175,000 a day, plus a commitment to drop $50,000 more on YouTube or Google ads.

let's do the math, shall we? they bought the big ad at the beginning of feb., so 50k+(175k * 120 days)= 21.05 MILLION DOLLARS, or 5.25 million a month, give or take

This is also not including legal fees, money spent on Private Investigators worldwide, the refit for the FailWinds in Curacao, the FBI investigation, bribes, people leaving the church, refusing payment or unmet goals in recruitment and the financial consequences of such. Really, the ad campaign also costs more than this with man-hours creating media etc. and other materials costs, but this ONE small SNIPPET of their anti-anon measures was important enough to spend 21.05 MILLION dollars on, there is definitely something to learn from this... namely that undoing whatever damage Anon has done to them is extremely, extremely important to them

Couple that with the net loss of the book sales (33,944 books were sold in 07 @ $20/bk, making them $678,880 before overhead; this year 2,257 books were sold at the same price, netting them $45,140; net loss from last year = $633,740 or 93.4% net loss), that's a mighty fine hole Anon has dug 'em

M-M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL

So I herd some things...


The bookathon lasts from 24th May until the 29th of May and usually sells thousands upon thousands of books worldwide in a giant competition between orgs.

In 2005 49,000 books were sold

In 2007 33,944 books were sold

So far in 2008 2,257 books have been sold

Today was the last day, folks.

the scitards sold ~6% of what they sold last year. 6 percent.

Anonymous delivers, and prevents CoS from doing the same.

Jason Beghe, Fucking nifty Brass Balls

Though he can never be Anonymous, Jason Beghe dons the mask in NYC, and will help Anonymous with their "war" on Scientardogy

from the leak:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

New York City, NY - Celebrity and former Scientologist Jason Beghe will be in New York City to assist locals of New York City with ANONYMOUS in protesting the abuses and fraud of Scientology. The event will begin on/around 5pm (EST) on Thursday May 29 at Bryant Park New York City near the memorial Fountain in the park. From there, the event will travel up Broadway to Times Square and to the Organization of Scientology in New York City located at: 227 West 46th Street...

A celebrity is helping Anon, and you can bet he's calling in all the favors he can for this. This could be epic, epic win for Anon in NYC, who are not allowed to wear masks. Hopefully, this will provide some results, and maybe even some media attention.

Atheists viewed more favourably than Scientologists

The rest of the article most of Anonymous would consider bunk, but you can view it here.

Jason Beghe

A win was made...


Jason Beghe,
*~*I LOEV YUO*~* <3

Operation FairGame:Stop

May 10th was the next in the series of lulz surrounding the Anonymous movement against the CO$. Epicly, Battletoads Wii also came out today.

At least over 9000 Anons took part in the protests.

OVER 9000 MAN MARCH

Ex-CIA Joins Marcab Fleet

Code Blue Mudkip Now in Effect

also, MAJOR FUCKING WIN for anon. in regards to MSM coverage.. ABC News Nightline tonight is discussing the topic of... *drum roll*

CoS vs. it's own members, Anonymous.

with an interview with ExScientologyKids co-founder Jenna Miscavige-Hill

ABC News Summary of Nightline Tonight at 11:35PM EST

Watch it fool

Better Video

the embed won't work on this one, so LINKY

also, damn. 2,501 posts

Jason Beghe (ex-scilon) v. Tom Cruise

Here's the lulzy part:

Thank Fucking God

well, after much verbal abuse and impassioned argument, the Old anon message has been sent to the newfags, and there will never ever be another fail like yesterday

Next protest is now Operation FairGameStop, complete with Battletoads.

so yeah. did my part in that one but still.

anyways, yesterday wasn't a total failure: Boston went really really well apparently with the anons marching on the common etc.

also, FUCK YEAH BELGIUM

Le Monde article (french, sorry)

basically the gist of it is:

-Belgium told CoS to GTFO
-Gov't Raided their center, seized all of their computers, records and documents, then sealed the church indefinitely
-the protests there were in front of an empty Org.. a defeated and dead org.

wiin

I could see this coming from last month's hearsay...

Quoth Anonymous:

I just got back from the Brisbane protest. Numbers were WAY down, at last count we had about 50 people (Last month we had 150) and most of the people who did come this month were more interested in shouting memes, talking about Mudkips (I swear most people didn't even have fliers to hand out). I had one kid come up to me and yell "YOU'RE THE CANCER KILLING B!" and I have no fucking idea what that means.


Let's hope this doesn't happen across the world.

It will. Pictures from the last protest showed me that Anonymous is now more concerned with expressing in person (albeit in complete anonymity because that's the only way they can do it) to other members of Anonymous that they were Anons long before others were (aka: oldfags). Anon, on their super-duper secret hacker website states that the only ones who participate in the protests are newfags who don't understand what it means to be anonymous. Oldfags who protest call the other oldfags newfags in an attempt to prove that they're oldfags too... but the rift in the Anonymouse movement has always existed. Since Kirtaner and Ian... Moot and Snacks... it just happens. A movement grows, and unless you purge via indoctrination and/or physical liquidation of dissent, it only destroys its bonds and falls apart.

Enter last month's protest: Rather than just wear masks, people were dressing as the green-suited Anonymous, Rickrolling and Bel-Airing others, and singing about Pokemon and asking people if they like mudkips (not to mention chanting out newer memes from what I hear).

The cancer are newfags. Stating something about "the cancer" denotes you are a newfag. /story.

However, if Brisbane is any indication, Anonymous just isn't a coherent mass... and new people who will claim to be Anon will wind up (in a few months) probably suicide bombing the storefronts (yes, they are storefronts) of the Scientology churches/centers. Not because they're terrorists. Indeed not: because newfags don't know the rules, and oldfags get fed up with them and don't want to deal with their shit.

Not to mention: "reconnect" is stupid cos it's all about "omg lets reuinet faemeleys!!!!!!!!" (omg let's reunite families). Seriously. The above picture expresses the level of fail that Anon has made this latest movement turn into. But perhaps that's cos I'm just tired of the truly newfags who've joined cos they think that it's a protest with a cause... Simply put: The Hal Turner raid failed. Anon wanted something else rather lulzy... but newfags and liberal-douche protestors

But I shall continue to monitor things as they progress. Win or fail, it's still a global social movement.

Operation Reconnect

Here's Operation Reconnect's wiki-ish entry from ED.