A guy does a Wii Fit routine to try to get healthier, Posts his results.Link
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Wow! All of the secret Jewish conspiracy plans are ONLINE! I can't believe that plans for "WORLD CONQUEST THROUGH WORLD JEWISH GOVERNMENT" would be so readily available for the masses to read. No wonder the Jews can't take over: They keep advertising their ambitions just like a bad Bond villain...
Though seriously folks, if you believe this bunch of bull, you should also put a bullet through part of your body... you get to choose where!
Here's the link to a life's worth of bullshit to mull over.
Claiming to have All the latest game news, N4G is a rather reliable vidja game resource for those of you who like small pictures and what feels like lotsa writing on your news homepage! (feels almost like druge report for video games)
Red Leader was the first to take a shot at blowing up the Death Star, and came within inches of taking Luke's place as hero of the universe. He gleefully exclaimed, "It's away!" like a basketball player calling his shot before it sinks. Sadly, he bricked. Looks like it's time to send in the rookie…Click the image for the link.
Everybody's favorite Mario Kart map:
But wait, there's MORE!
Ever since the first Mario Kart game came out on the SNES console, children and adults who live in their parents basements playing nothing but video games every day have come to discover Rainbow Road as the hardest track in the entire game. The SNES version featured a pixilated track of many colors with thwomps, jump pads, and no rails, meaning you could fall of the track if your careless or an newb. To make matters worse, the coins blended in with the yellow spots on the track and computer drivers would blow you away if they so much as touched you during your tenure on this track. It should also be noted that coupled with lightning bolts and the heart-attack-like music, this track has been known to cause seizures to 13-year old boys....
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
MIDNIGHT SNACKS IS WACKS W.T. SNACKA !TcT.PTG1.2 01/28/09(Wed)00:04:58 No.2936311Link.
Midnight Snacks: "WHERE MY DAWGZ @???" Edition! (no-sticky gogogo)
Midnight Snacks' website (past shows).
Monday, January 26, 2009
Credit goes to Sheli for this one:
Auditorium is about the process of discovery and play. There are no right or wrong answers; there are many ways to solve every puzzle. To get started, fill up the first audio container. We hope you enjoy the demo of Auditorium.Mildly addicting
I had wondered how this was possible as I futzed about with my stickam account (I only do it to chat with DJs, I swear). If you want to stream audio from your computer (mp3, .wav files, etc. through winamp, itunes, windows media player) without your computer's mic picking up god-awful background sounds, follow these instructions (I stress: follow them to the word, read every step, it gets somewhat confusing if you don't... not that I use stickam to broadcast music *cough*).
This makes it so stickam operates as another set of computer speakers for others who tune in. i.e. they only hear what you hear coming from your computer. No takka-takka-takka of the keyboard, your mom walking in and yelling at you for not doing things, etc.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
One of the better memes to have gone viral, Peer Schneider explains the story behind it:
Do you know Gaijin 4Koma? It roughly translates to "4-Panels-Foreigners" and refers to a meme -- a picture being passed around virally on the web. There are millions of them out there and you only need to browse the IGNboards for a few minutes to bump into one. What makes this one special is that it's taken on a life of its own... and I'm in it.More...
It's a dubious honor, as "Gaijin 4Koma" is applied to some pretty shady purposes, but it's also an example of how the web has a life of its own – and does not know borders or language barriers. I've seen the original images and its alterations show up on sites in various languages -- but nothing could have prepared me for the sight of a Japanese t-shirt, bearing my likeness. Heck, now there's even a website about the subject, referring to us as "The Reaction Guys."
Chris H. sent me this one, and it frightened and confused me. From what I could understand of the site it was a place for role playing as your cat (he finally explained to me that it's like DnD with your kittens). Every page is written with horrible grammar so you don't know what the main subject of any one sentence is. Add that to the fact that all of their explanations and info pages operate under the assumption you know what the fuck is wrong with these people, and you have the world's greatest website! Don't ask how I managed to find this, but here's the best explanation the site itself had to offer (where you can turn the music off as well):
~~ Welcome to my site. Based on Warriors by Erin Hunter. Here you can do all sorts of stuff based on Warriors. Please Enjoy! You can only have 4 characters each Clan. 20. Once you're character dies you cannot play that character anymore. But it leaves you an extra slot to join ~~here's an example of what's wrong with the world.
Trolling is encouraged (click to enlarge):
Chris Morris was a British radio presenter and producer of such shows as Brass Eye and The Day Today, establishing his credentials as an professional IRL troll whose character and sheer wit rivals that of Dr. House. Was fired from his job at the BBC for doctoring the queen's Christmas speech....Has some good laughs. Link.
Essentially total information awareness between the English-speaking world.
The UK-USA Security Agreement is an agreement or treaty that established an alliance of five English-speaking countries for the purpose of sharing intelligence. The alliance includes Australia, Canada, New Zealand, United Kingdom and the United States.
The community is derived from an intelligence sharing agreement between the United Kingdom and the United States signed immediately following the Second World War to capitalize on intelligence relationships built up during that conflict. This formalized the intelligence sharing agreement in the Atlantic charter, signed in 1941, following the cessation of the conflict.
This little gem showed up as I was checking out random pages on ED. It delivered some lulz...
From Encyclopedia Dramatica:
Starting as a very lulzy video about a series of prank callers harassing two radio hosts attempting to run an auction, cactus very quickly became an established meme. While legitimate callers attempt to place bids on a Denny's Gift Card, furnace cleaning, a children's party, and Disney on Ice tickets the prank callers are relentless in their bids for cacti and saxaphone lesbians.
The explanation from the site responsible (scroll down a bit for the "What's Your Bid" part):
Since that went so bad, we decided to extend the phone mobbing into the next show called What’s Your Bid. This is an auction show where the radio station sells items from local businesses and the listeners call in and bid on the items. This was another hour-long show but most of the hour was actually spent taking phone calls so a lot of people were able to get through. The results are hilarious! Take a listen:
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Number 5 is "brain parasites" and another one is the "Rage" virus (though debate exists in scientific communities as to whether "ragers" are true zombies as they don't die before becoming a zombie). Click here for the complete list and details.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
Towards the end you can catch a glimpse of the ironic juxtaposition of wealth and blight in the city... GM, one of the businesses that brought Detroit into boom has since outsourced most of their factories leading to the decay.
also related (dead)
Friday, January 16, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
I love this kind of stuff, seeing others' workstations, etc.... thus it's getting posted.
WHEREWEDOWHATWEDO is a community-built visual database of the spaces in which we spend our days, nights or both doing whatever it is we do. While it may not be the freshest idea in the attic, we thought it would be a fun project to work on during down time. As well as we wanted to give this interesting and slightly voyeuristic concept a place all its own. So... there you have it.
Erwin Wurm is the artist responsible for making this series of 'fat cars'. Similarly, Ronald McDonald, Wendy and The Burger King are the artists responsible for making my series of 'fat ex-girlfriends'.Link
...needs a medal of badassery
If you can't tell, the Hamas guy throws a grenade. The IDF trooper hurls it back, rushes at the terrorist, lifts him into the air, holds him there, and waits for the grenade to go off (killing the meat shield and another terrorist)
Seriously, SOMEBODY'S been playing their videogames
Test your trap-detecting skills with Female or Shemale
I got 12 out of 16 right, good thing I don't try to pick chicks up at bars... ugh.
A Brazilian photoset website with pics folks would most likely find on the internet hate machine. Beware though, while most are funny, some images are shockers (not gore, just penises lit on fire and ugly people naked). NSFW, but worth a look.
actually I take that back. Don't go there.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Getting rid of this widget now that the whole election season's over and Hillary don't care bout it. Here's the widget's contents:
I had been intending to make a post about Chris-Chan (aka CWC) since August, but as it happened, the LOLcow kept making more lulz develop. As the man in the pickle suit milked him for more lulz, I kept putting the posting off until things settled down. I think they finally have, and thus: Chris-Chan.
Chris-Chan is the creator of the original character SONICHU. Sonichu is an electric hedgehog pokemon hybrid! He's totally awesome and is NOT a ripoff of Sonic the hedgehog and Pikachu the pokemon. Sonichu is somehow his son, who has a girlfriend named Rosechu (original!) Sonichu and Rosechu's adventures are chronicled in terribly drawn online comics. These comics are typically racist, sexist, and highlight how he can't get laid. Villians include people who have stood in the way of his love life IRL.
-Chris-chan draws nudes of his cartoon characters and people he knows
-Chris-chan wears a stupid Sonichu medallion around his neck
-Chris-chan has been tricked into sending nudes and really god awful pictures of himself to random people thinking that they're girls
-Jimmy Hill is the actual real creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, Chris-chan will deny this even though Jimmy Hill's wikipedia page states he's the real creator.
The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog
CWC's Sonichu Site!
Chris-chan's trying to get laid: "Handsome Virgin searching for Woman"... real enticing.
CWC's anti-piracy warning--you take note Jimmy Hill.
ED's Sonichu/CWC article (SOON TO BE BALEETED COS IT'S NOT QUALITY... goddamn chanology-style reporting)
WHOA! DUDE! WOAH, EVEN!
Remember how I posted a link with a bunch of anime? I found something to complement it! The Anime Enthusiast has OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND videos (literally), and many of them are full series--or at least seasons--of various animes. Enjoy.
... oh yeah, and Evan has this to say:
Hello everyone! And welcome to the Enthusiast Experience! I have worked very hard to bring you some great examples of good anime! I am always adding more and do podcasts fequently with channel updates that you should watch!
MONSTER RANCHER [73 EPS][COMPLETE]
TSUBASA [26 EPS][1st SEASON]
ESCAFLOWNE [26 EPS][COMPLETE]
KIKAIDER [17 EPS]
TENCHI MUYO [14 EPS][COMPLETE]
.HACK//SIGN [28 EPS][COMPLETE]
.HACK//LEGEND OF THE TWILIGHT [12 EPS][COMPLETE]
TENCHI UNIVERSE [26 EPS][COMPLETE]
OUTLAW STAR [26 EPS][COMPLETE]
MEDABOTS [52 EPS][COMPLETE]
TENCHI MUYO MOVIES [3 MOVIES][COMPLETE]
.HACK//ROOTS [3 EPS]
PILOT CANDIDATE [13 EPS][COMPLETE]
RUNE SOLDIER [26 EPS][COMPLETE]
ROBOTECH REMASTERED [36 EPS]
WOLFS RAIN [30 EPS][COMPLETE]
G GUNDAM [24 EPS]
Gundam 0083 [13 EPS][COMPLETE]
AND MORE TO COME! Please remember I bring the BEST quality anime to youtube by purchasing the DVDs, do not ask me where I get my anime because I 98% purchase it! Watching in HD is required for best picture other than some episodes of Gundam 0083, Escaflowne, Monster Rancher, and Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle.
As many of you already know some slight things are changing here in my channel. I'm trying to make navigation easier for the new comers, in hopes they will remain a regular viewer. I'm going to be setting things up the next few days so please be patient with me.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! (Merry Christmas!)
Everyone be safe and have a great time.
Tonight I will be uploading your Christmas Gift, Rune Soldier. Please enjoy it in your spare time! Hope everyone gets some good gifts!
Once again, Happy holidays, Enthusiast out!
Because of Youtube's limited abililites I have begun creating a Website that will also go along with this channel. Please follow the website link!
Lemme know what you want and maybe I'll upload it if you're nice enough. Please understand that I cannot upload the episodes super fast and it may take some time. I just don't have the time to sit here lol. But just let me know I'm not doing this for nothing!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
The road and the land around it over the years have gained notoriety as an area rife with many legends of paranormal occurrences such as sightings of ghosts, strange creatures and gatherings of witches, Satanists and the Ku Klux Klan. More prosaically, it is also believed that professional killers dispose of bodies in the surrounding woods, which actually did happen once. It has been a regular subject of discussion in Weird NJ magazine, which once devoted an entire issue to it.A review of Google Maps agrees with the claims of the sparsity along the road:
There are very few houses along the road...
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The Green Children of Woolpit were two strange children who reportedly appeared in the village of Woolpit in Suffolk, United Kingdom, in the 12th century. Accounts are given in the chronicles of Ralph of Coggeshall and William of Newburgh.
The children were brother and sister. Though of normal appearance in other respects, their skin was coloured green, and they spoke a strange language. Initially they refused to eat, though they did eat pitch from bean pods and eventually got used to bread. Soon after, though, the boy became depressed, sickened and died, but the girl adjusted to her new life and was even baptized. After some time, her skin lost it's green color.
When she learned English, she explained that they came from the 'Land of St Martin', which was dimly lit because the sun never rose far above the horizon. One day, while tending their father's herd, they heard the faraway sound of bells. They crossed a "river of light", entered a cavern and eventually found themselves in Woolpit.
It's come to my attention there's another Nazi-futurist/"what-if" scenario incurring GODWIN'S LAW. If Iron Sky coincides with Worst Case Scenario (which I published an article on waaay back when), it might be a very interesting year.
Iron Sky teaser:
The first teaser for Iron Sky - the upcoming scifi comedy from the creators of Star Wreck.
Check out our website at http://www.ironsky.net/ and read more about the film - and how you can get involved in the production.
Digg it here: http://digg.com/movies/Iron_Sky_Tease...
The music is "Under the Iron Sky" made by Adamantium Studios: http://www.adamantiumstudios.com/
You can download the song from the above site.
The film is in pre-production and thus the teaser does not contain any actual footage from the film. It is meant as a demonstration of the style and feeling of Iron Sky.
OK, so I keep taking breaks from posting (it's annoying when my actual email and my blogspot sign-in email are two different things, plus I'm lazy and Google hasn't fixed this annoying problem). Being a bit of a weeaboo I've decided to make an anime post.
Click on the image below for a list of fairly good/well known animes (I haven't seen most of the ones in the picture). But click HERE for something even better: Tokyo Toshokan
A BitTorrent Library for Japanese Media
Monday, January 5, 2009
Now that the holidays are over (Kwanzaa isn't holy) we can get back to what really matters. But before we take that step, here's some holiday crap that I embedded:
Ren & Stimpy - I Hate Christmas